Ask my muse painfully personal questions
(Source: guardianfelcia)
yEAH, yOU GET USED TO WEIRD SHIT HERE,
hELLO TO YOU TOO, aND i PREFER TO CALL OTHER VERSIONS OF MYSELF ‘ALTERNATES’,
jUST MAKES SENSE, yOU DIG?
sUP,
1 AM D1SAPPO1NTED 1N MYSELF, tHAT 1 HAVE YET TO COME TO BE1NG AT PEACE W1TH THE TH1NGS THAT ARE WE1RD HERE ,
1 SHOULD BE USED TO 1T BY NOW, bUT 1 GUESS NOT, sOME TH1NGS JUST TEND TO BE WE1RDER THAN MOST,
mAKES ALL THE SENSE,
nOT MUCH HAPPENS TO BE UP W1TH ME, r1GHT NOW,
a L1TTLE B1T BOR1NG,wHAT ABOUT YOU?? hOW’S 1T GO1NG??
nAAH, tHE WEIRD STILL GETS TO ME SOMETIMES TOO, dON’T WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT IT,
nOTHING MUCH GOING ON HERE, eITHER, jUST KINDA„,hANGING OUT, rEALLY,
cONTEMPLATING MY TO DO LIST FOR THE NIGHT,
iT’S NOT VERY LONG, hONESTLY,
hAHA, yEAH, gOOD LUCK WITH NOT WEARING YOUR FEELERS DOWN TO BONE,
aM PRETTY GOOD, hOW ABOUT YOU?
whats am referring to?
i AM,
i AM DOING PRETTY GOOD,
sPEAKING, dO NOT DO SO VERY WELL, i APOLOGIZE,
wELL..,tH1S 1S REALLY D1FFERENT, nOT AT ALL EXPECT1NG TO SEE A ROBOT VERS1ON OF.. wELL 1 GUESS ME 1N A WAY, bUT NOT REALLY ME..,hELLO?
yEAH, yOU GET USED TO WEIRD SHIT HERE,
hELLO TO YOU TOO, aND i PREFER TO CALL OTHER VERSIONS OF MYSELF ‘ALTERNATES’,
jUST MAKES SENSE, yOU DIG?
sUP,
if by the end of the day my fingers are not worn raw and my keyboard stripped of its lettering from all this typing it will be a miracle.
how do you do, you three?
hAHA, yEAH, gOOD LUCK WITH NOT WEARING YOUR FEELERS DOWN TO BONE,
aM PRETTY GOOD, hOW ABOUT YOU?
yOU ARE UNIQUE, aREN’T YOU? i THINK AT THIS POINT, i’M PRETTY UNIQUE TOO, bUT THAT COULD BE JUST, tHE TIN CAN COATING, yOU DIG?
hI, jOHN,
well, i guess i am! there isn’t another me that’s been through what i’ve been through…
you’re a robot? like aradia?
eVERYBODY KEEPS SAYING THAT, bUT THE aRADIA IN MY TIMELINE ISN’T A ROBOT, i’M GUESSING EVERYBODY ELSE IS USED TO HER BEING THAT WAY IN OTHER TIMELINES?
yES, i AM CURRENTLY STUCK IN A METAL BODY,
yOU DOING OKAY?
How ferrets climb stairs.
I wasn’t aware ferrets were close cousins to slinkies.
bECAUSE i AM BEAUTIFUL,
oR FABULOUS,
oR ANNOYING AS SHIT,
i DUNNO, iT’D BE YOUR HATRED, nOT MINE, i DON’T HATE ME,
Well you’re the one that’s expressed concern in my potential hatred for you, so you’ve got some sort of frustration with yourself.
wELL, i DO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT i AM ANNOYING AS SHIT,
aND i DON’T TAKE HINTS WELL, oN SOME OCCASIONS, aND FIND HINTS ELSEWHERE THAT AREN’T REALLY THERE,
i ALSO HAPPEN TO HAVE A TERRIBLE SENSE OF HUMOR,
gOD FINE,
aT LEAST YOU DON’T HATE ME,
eRR„,i’M GUESSING YOU DON’T, aS YOU’RE TALKING TO ME STILL, aNYWAYS,
There are a lot of people I hate that I still talk to.
Then again why would I hate you?
bECAUSE i AM BEAUTIFUL,
oR FABULOUS,
oR ANNOYING AS SHIT,
i DUNNO, iT’D BE YOUR HATRED, nOT MINE, i DON’T HATE ME,
fUCK IF i KNOW,
pLATONIC PITY?
i MISS FOOD,
No pity whatsoever.
None.
gOD FINE,
aT LEAST YOU DON’T HATE ME,
eRR„,i’M GUESSING YOU DON’T, aS YOU’RE TALKING TO ME STILL, aNYWAYS,